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zeldathemes
Katie, 17.
A jumbled mess of fandom and occasional pictures of food and lame text posts.
Believeing in things makes them slightly less fake.

buzzfeedfood:

Forget dogs; spaghetti is truly man’s best friend. Here are 19 easy ways to make it.

  #food    #for reference  

radycat:

whorehouseofhades:

yes i understand that percy isnt perfect or a charmer and hes supposed to be an ordinary kid but if you try to argue the fact that he isn’t supposed to be hot i will have to refer you to the page where hazel mistakes him for a roman god

idk piper said he was an unimpressive sketchy skater-looking dude so. 

one of these girls is right, yo, and it’s probably the one whose mother is the goddess of beauty, that’s all im sayin’.

  #at that point his looks were also being enhanced by a goddess who wanted him to appeal to the romans    #so she didn't want him looking like his average self    #hoo  

Last Lines; Harry Potter books

  #hp  

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

  #me  

Honest Season 3 Episode Titles for Once Upon a Time

3x01: I Hate You All But We're Gonna Work Together And You're Gonna Like It.
3x02: Emma Swan Accepts That She's an Orphan and Hook Acts Like He Didn't Already Know That
3x03: We Have To Convince Another Person Regina Screwed Over to Like Us
3x04: DON'T CALL ME BAE
3x05: *whispers* Hook Has a Crush on Emma, Pass It On. JK Everyone Already Knows Because He Makes It So Fucking Obvious.
3x06: We Named This Episode After the Little Mermaid to Help with Promotion but She's Really Not That Important to the Plot
3x07: We're Gonna Act like the Love Triangle Is a Real Thing but It's Absolute Bullshit Because We All Know Emma's Gonna End Up With Hook.
3x08: We Don't Talk About This Episode.... Ever... or This Show's Fucked Up Family Tree.
3x09: #SAVEHENRY... Kinda... But Not Really... Because We Still Need to Continue Dragging This Storyline out.
3x10: Robbie Kay Playing Henry Is the Greatest Thing to Happen to the World
3x11: BACK TO THE PILOT
3x12: Captain Hook or Henry Mills? Can't Tell the Difference Because They're Both Emma Swan's True Loves
3x13: People Are Turning into Flying Monkeys... Ya Know, Kind of Like the One Emma had Sex with *Hook Chuckles in the Distance*
3x14: Charming vs Charming - Who Works The Macklemore Look Better?
3x15: Neal Gets Closure with Everyone So We Have to Kill Him Off Because He Doesn't Have Any Plot- Driving Substance Left
3x16: ZELENA.... HE'S NOT INTO YOU. MOVE ON.
3x17: Fair Warning: Captain Swan Is Gonna Have True Love's Kiss Soon... Start Preparing for the Deadly Feels.
  #ouat    #accurate  
How do you pregnant Katniss would be, mood-wise? How would Peeta be?

Anonymous

peetaspenis:

  #thg    #peeta shut up  
kaykokodoodles:


"Real blades?" Piper noted. "Isn’t that dangerous?"
"That’s sort of the point," Annabeth said."Uh, sorry. Bad pun."
pg 51, The Lost Hero

there is always time for a shitty pun ok

kaykokodoodles:

"Real blades?" Piper noted. "Isn’t that dangerous?"

"That’s sort of the point," Annabeth said."Uh, sorry. Bad pun."

pg 51, The Lost Hero

there is always time for a shitty pun ok

  #hoo    #annabeth chase    #piper mclean    #art  
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antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

  #marvel    #captain america    #peggy carter    #my queen    #video  
milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

  #pokemon    #omg  

What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?

  #tangled    #disney    #gifset  

ayamaakuna:

[That one’s dangerou—]

[ I KNOW.]

  #homestuck    #art    #long post  
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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

  #anna kendrick    #snl    #video  

homestucks-and-shit:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#IF YOU GROW UP THERE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHATEVER ASSHOLES ARE THROWN YOUR WAY
#FOR 18-19 YEARS

  #reblogging this again    #you have to drive at least half an hour to actually do something fun  

wichbells-ofblue:

Harry Potter characters objects

  #hp  
monkeyscandance:

Guess what I watched recently?

monkeyscandance:

Guess what I watched recently?

  #tlou    #video games    #art